questions

[emchy]

if robert mitchum and dean martin went head to head
who would win in:

a brawl
a drinking contest
a card game
picking up the ladies
drag racing
singing
singing calypso

and what would you want to see them compete doing?

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Comments

[glamtasm.livejournal.com]

Washing the greasy kid's stuff out of their hair. Hee!

[cindymonkey.livejournal.com]

:o

hate to say it...

[agenthandy.livejournal.com]

but, blow jobs are *always* (ok, not always) fun (to watch...)...

imo

Re: hate to say it...

[cindymonkey.livejournal.com]

*cough*
*whistles*
*nods*

[daveroguesf.livejournal.com]

>>a brawl

Mitchum, hands down.

>>a drinking contest

Martin, by a nose.

>>a card game

Mitchum. But what a game.

>>picking up the ladies

Mitchum. Martin talks a better game, but Mitchum's a better closer.

>>drag racing

Mitchum. Ideally, this match takes place in a mid-60s racing thriller called DRAG, directed in color Cinemascope by Phil Karlson.

>>singing

Again, Mitchum. Martin's too smooth - Mitchum has an untrained voice that you gotta believe is sincere.

>>singing calypso

Martin, 'cause he's got to get away with something.

>>and what would you want to see them compete doing?

Now that I think about it, I really want to see that unmade Karlson film that I mentioned above.

my opinions are based on cold hard facts

[cindymonkey.livejournal.com]

a brawl
Dino hands down. Mitchum may have seemed tougher - but Dino started out his career as a boxer and a runner for the mob. his grit is bone deep.

a drinking contest
Dino - while they say he drank less than how he played it up - Mitchum was a stoner.

a card game
i think that Dino was so goofy that he ended up with the better poker face

picking up the ladies
Mitchum. Ladies like a funny guy - but they like the raw hot sexy even better.

Drag racing
Mitchum per the second film he did with Jane Grier

singing
Dean in general - even on Thunder Road Mitchum landed off key a few times

singing calypso
Mitchum - i think he actually sings calypso better than the american vocal style of his time.

and what would i like to see them doing? i don't think it's rated PG - that much i can promise you.

[black-pearl-10.livejournal.com]

a brawl
Mitchum
a drinking contest
Martin
a card game
Martin
picking up the ladies
Mitchum
drag racing
Mitchum
singing
Martin
singing calypso.
Martin

[cindymonkey.livejournal.com]

my only disgreement is with calypso - mitchum released a calypso album... i have a copy... and i listen... without irony