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[emchy]

and one day there was glitter
and yea it was good
and the people came
and saw
that it was good
and yea the people of the world
saw the glory of the glitter
and knew to treasure it
and respect its power
and yea
that was good

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1. thou shalt have not other gods before glitter
2. thou shalt sprinkle all graven images with glitter
3. thou shalt not take the name of glitter in vain
4. remember the sabbath and keep it sparkly
5. glitter thy daddy and thy mommy
6. thou shalt only kill with glitter glue guns and nothing else
7. thou shalt not commit adultery, keep it all above board (tip: it's hard to keep something a secret if it sparkles--a little glitter should do the trick)
8. thou shalt not steal thy neighbors glitter (but thou can always "borrow their housemate's glitter)
9. thou shalt not bear false witness... um... i don't know what to do with this one
10. thou can't help but covet if it's glittery and shimmery. give thou self a break.