"old" survey
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emchyi am not old - and my definitiions of old and the judgements that culture puts on it are not negative in the least (wisdom beauty experience etc) however this survey is defining old as not young - aka not high school - so i got amused - and here it is
The "Older People" Survey
(Meant to be completed by those out of high school)
The "Older People" Survey
(Meant to be completed by those out of high school)
Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids?
'Have you ever kissed someone?'
'Missed someone?'
'Told someone
you loved them?'
'Drank alcohol?'
'Touched a boobie?'
Here are some
questions for the people who are a little more mature... Okay, okay... OLD FOLKS like us......
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Credit cards
2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
Irish pub
3. Last time you puked from drinking?
about a month ago
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
Never.
5. What was your kindergarten teachers name?
no idea
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
laying on a beach somewhere warm with a silly fruit frozen drink
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
resident poet at a college with a buncha books published
8. How many colleges did you attend?
One.
9. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
it's the tank top piece of my pj's and its comfy
10. GAS PRICES?
once in high school i said that america should have to pay the same price as europe for gas so that we would learn to conserve.
karma is owie.
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you?
yep
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
I don't use an alarm on saturdays
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
should i wear earplugs tonight
14. Favorite style of underwear?
boy style briefs made for women with sauchy / dorky sayings on them
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
masculine gendered people are HAWT in those old fashioed looking underwear that are called boxer briefs
16. What errand/chore do you despise?
dusting
17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer?
i would make art / write
18. DId you Get up early or sleep in, today?
I got up late.
19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
old skool = daffy, new skool = smacky the squirrel or baby plucky
20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
coffee / cribbage
21. Have you found real love yet?
Yes
22. When did you first start feeling old?
I don't feel old.
23. Favorite 80's movie?
a chorus line / white nights / the double life of veronique / down by law / under the cherry moon
24. Your favorite lunch meat?
this reaches into my childhood and i haven't tried it in years - but i loved me some pimento loaf
25. What do you get every time you go into Sam's Club?
don't go
26. Beach or lake?
LAKE LAKE LAKE
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
Marriage isn't a ritual -- it's a state of being. Weddings are a ritual.
28. How many people do you stalk on Myspace?
just a couple
29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
pleasure doesn't equal guilt for me
31. What's your drink?
diet coke vs powers whiskey vs good red wine vs faygo red pop
32. I deleted this question
33. Cops or Robbers?
I'm not partial to either.
34. Who from high school would you like to run into?
that i am not in touch with: Dave, Travis, Emily, Mike
that i am in touch with: Ianthe
35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
92.7 Energy Gay Radio
36. Norm or Cliff?
Norm.
37. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
Simpsons
38. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
That whole white dress wedding thing
39. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
there isn't anyone that fits that description
41. What famous person(s) would you like to hang out with?
Roberto Begnini
42. What famous person(s) would you like to sleep with?
No answer.
43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
no
44. Last book you read for real?
Jokes & The Unconscious by Daphne Gottlieb
45. Do you have a teddy bear?
yep - but the other toys are more fun
46. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
Lake Cumberland - as in - while swimming in the lake
47. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
San Diego
48. Number of texts in a day?
3?
49. At thispoint in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
neither
50. Do you go to church?
Not anymore.
51. Pencil or pen?
I prefer pencils.
52. What do you want to achieve in life?
Lots and lots and lots of things.
53. How old are you?
32
'Have you ever kissed someone?'
'Missed someone?'
'Told someone
you loved them?'
'Drank alcohol?'
'Touched a boobie?'
Here are some
questions for the people who are a little more mature... Okay, okay... OLD FOLKS like us......
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Credit cards
2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
Irish pub
3. Last time you puked from drinking?
about a month ago
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
Never.
5. What was your kindergarten teachers name?
no idea
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
laying on a beach somewhere warm with a silly fruit frozen drink
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
resident poet at a college with a buncha books published
8. How many colleges did you attend?
One.
9. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
it's the tank top piece of my pj's and its comfy
10. GAS PRICES?
once in high school i said that america should have to pay the same price as europe for gas so that we would learn to conserve.
karma is owie.
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you?
yep
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
I don't use an alarm on saturdays
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
should i wear earplugs tonight
14. Favorite style of underwear?
boy style briefs made for women with sauchy / dorky sayings on them
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
masculine gendered people are HAWT in those old fashioed looking underwear that are called boxer briefs
16. What errand/chore do you despise?
dusting
17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer?
i would make art / write
18. DId you Get up early or sleep in, today?
I got up late.
19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
old skool = daffy, new skool = smacky the squirrel or baby plucky
20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
coffee / cribbage
21. Have you found real love yet?
Yes
22. When did you first start feeling old?
I don't feel old.
23. Favorite 80's movie?
a chorus line / white nights / the double life of veronique / down by law / under the cherry moon
24. Your favorite lunch meat?
this reaches into my childhood and i haven't tried it in years - but i loved me some pimento loaf
25. What do you get every time you go into Sam's Club?
don't go
26. Beach or lake?
LAKE LAKE LAKE
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
Marriage isn't a ritual -- it's a state of being. Weddings are a ritual.
28. How many people do you stalk on Myspace?
just a couple
29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
pleasure doesn't equal guilt for me
31. What's your drink?
diet coke vs powers whiskey vs good red wine vs faygo red pop
32. I deleted this question
33. Cops or Robbers?
I'm not partial to either.
34. Who from high school would you like to run into?
that i am not in touch with: Dave, Travis, Emily, Mike
that i am in touch with: Ianthe
35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
92.7 Energy Gay Radio
36. Norm or Cliff?
Norm.
37. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
Simpsons
38. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
That whole white dress wedding thing
39. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
there isn't anyone that fits that description
41. What famous person(s) would you like to hang out with?
Roberto Begnini
42. What famous person(s) would you like to sleep with?
No answer.
43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
no
44. Last book you read for real?
Jokes & The Unconscious by Daphne Gottlieb
45. Do you have a teddy bear?
yep - but the other toys are more fun
46. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
Lake Cumberland - as in - while swimming in the lake
47. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
San Diego
48. Number of texts in a day?
3?
49. At thispoint in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
neither
50. Do you go to church?
Not anymore.
51. Pencil or pen?
I prefer pencils.
52. What do you want to achieve in life?
Lots and lots and lots of things.
53. How old are you?
32
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Date: 2007-03-31 06:04 pm (UTC)LAKE LAKE LAKE
so wrong.
thanks for the package yesterday!!! I'm listening to it right now.
sorry that I wasn't really on IM. I had no idea that I accidently opened that program untuil I shut off my computer at midnight. heh.
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Date: 2007-03-31 06:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-31 07:30 pm (UTC)*high fives you*
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Date: 2007-03-31 08:02 pm (UTC)seriously
omg.
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Date: 2007-03-31 08:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-04-01 02:11 am (UTC)