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[emchy]

my pants are full of cranky ants

what are your pants full of?
discuss

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[black-pearl-10.livejournal.com]

big black ass

[cindymonkey.livejournal.com]

is that literal black ass or metaphorical black ass today?

[reveritas.livejournal.com]

major cranky ants as well.

TOMKO TO THE DODGERS?! fuck that.

[cindymonkey.livejournal.com]

and whats his name went to the YANKEES
lemme tell you i heard A LOT about that last night

[reveritas.livejournal.com]

i bet. THE TRAITOROUS johnny damon!

does the mister like the yankees or the red sox or neither?

[cindymonkey.livejournal.com]

mister thinks the yankees are evil
not sure if the red sox are bad or not... i don't think so

[gordonzola.livejournal.com]

at work, we celebrated that. except for when we were bailing out the flood waters.

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

My ants are wearing cranky pants!

[cindymonkey.livejournal.com]

what pattern are cranky pants? plaid, striped? stetchy with stirrups?

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

Striped! Those crazy rainbow textury stripes.

[postmaudlin.livejournal.com]

one part [data embargo]

one part warding off sickness

[cindymonkey.livejournal.com]

your pants hold the riddle wrapping the enigma

[liquid-siftings.livejournal.com]

One pair: legs and such
All other pairs: just a little bit of atmosphere

You might want to try boric acid for those ants.

[cindymonkey.livejournal.com]

but i don't want HOLEY pants
well maybe holy pants.
or Holy pants
or The Holy Pants...

[liquid-siftings.livejournal.com]

/flirt/ If they're carrying you, they're already heavenly \flirt\

[cindymonkey.livejournal.com]

oh SNAP
you totally got me on that flirt!

[rebwhy.livejournal.com]

those ants are in my pants also
perhaps its an epidemic

[cindymonkey.livejournal.com]

maybe it's a movement
a cultural ant pant revolution

[crayonbeam.livejournal.com]

okay we cannot even talk baseball - way too upsetting

i'm sorting through giant piles of CRAP trying to organize my room and everyone once in a while in a giant pile of CRAP I find a cough drop that went all sticky and gooey and got messy sticky gooey mess everywhere

then i go upstairs and eat some jellybeans

[cindymonkey.livejournal.com]

YOU MISS LADY
YOU MUST CALL MY HOUSE
THERE ARE THINGS WE MUST DISCUSS
good things
hee hee
and cookys

[crayonbeam.livejournal.com]

MMMMCOOKYS
i'm intimidated to call
waht could you possibly have in store/up your sleeve/in your hat/under your skin?

Honestly?

[goodbadgirl.livejournal.com]

My pants are also full of cranky ants.

What's up with that?

Re: Honestly?

[cindymonkey.livejournal.com]

i swear
it is an ant revolution

Re: Honestly?

[goodbadgirl.livejournal.com]

What bitches.

[nietzsche.livejournal.com]

an afro, a medium sized black ass, ten dollar bill

[gordonzola.livejournal.com]

my pants were full of flood waters. that is not metaphorical in any way.

[susannochka.livejournal.com]

I'm not wearing any pants. But my house suddenly has ants, and I don't know if the ants are cranky, but I sure am.

[abostick59.livejournal.com]

"And the only reason I'm singing you this song now is cause you may know somebody in a similar situation, or you may be in a similar situation, and if your in a situation like that there's only one thing you can do and that's walk into the shrink wherever you are ,just walk in say "Shrink, My pants are full of cranky ants.". And walk out. You know, if one person, just one person does it they may think he's really sick and they won't take him. And if two people, two people do it, in harmony, they may think they're both faggots and they won't take either of them. And three people do it, three, can you imagine, three people walking in singin a bar of Cranky Ants and walking out. They may think it's an organization. And can you, can you imagine fifty people a day,I said fifty people a day walking in singin a bar of Cranky Ants and walking out. And friends they may think it's a movement...."

[cindymonkey.livejournal.com]

and mr pants
i ask you
tell the kids the source
because i KNOW the souece upon which you are riffin
c'mon rock it out for the wee ones