ants in the pants

[emchy]

i know the talk of antsy pants and hormones has been plentiful in the last few weeks. i am doing work stuff and found some things to... well not exactly take your mind OFF of it, but they are amusing. they are kinda work safe if you wear headphones... well kinda. it's not penthouse is all i'm saying... enjoy (and sorry, i can't get rid of the commercials, they're coded in or something but it DOES make the movies free to watch)

 

For Mature Audiences Only

Liz's self-pleasure is cut short when she suspects her roommate caught her in the act. This forces Liz on a comedic quest to consult her friends to see just how widespread the practice of onanistic love is, and what's acceptable in the privacy of your dorm room.

Tender Words

Business meetings have never been this much of a turn-on. For one woman anyway, who feels the need to, errr, relieve some tension after sitting through a presentation on enterprise software. This boardroom is anything but boring.

Comments

[censor-this.livejournal.com]

hahaha those were so good. of course the hormone levels are up now. rarr!

[crayonbeam.livejournal.com]

oh my

[cindymonkey.livejournal.com]

yea right? please spread the word on these if you can... they deserve a big audience
(bust that whole women don't jerk off myth)