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7 Firsts...
*First Best Friend: Jenny, we were 3/4 and lived in the country. we would look for fairies underneath the plentiful ferns and mushrooms in the woods between our houses
*First Boyfriend: sean. he beat someone up for me in nursery school and bought me an orphan annie locket for my third grade birthday
*First Screen Name: cluecat
*First Piercing: both ears
*First Crush: lily tomlin from 9 - 5
*First Music: the magic toy shop kids record, and the monkeys
*First Car: i dont remember, i wrecked it when i hit a deer 13 days after i got my liscence. i think it was grey.

7 Lasts...
*Last Cigarette: about two weeks ago
*Last alcoholic beverage: monday night - wine with dinner
*Last Car Ride: monday, to go to stonestown
*Last Girlfriend: charlotte, this one is a keeper
*Last Movie Seen: wallace & gromet, curse of the were rabbit
*Last Phone Call: the pal, yesterday around 2pm, i got voicemail
*Last CD Played: concrete blonde - still in hollywood

6 Have You Evers...
*Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Friends: yes, a few times, it always ended quickly and badly
*Have You Ever Broken the Law: yes
*Have You Ever Been Arrested: Yes
*Have You Ever Skinny Dipped: Yes, in a lake in michigan in february, i had to break away the ice to get to the water
*Have You Ever Been on TV: yes, though i never saw the footage (either time) once for a stormy leather fashion show that univision was filming at, and once when the most recent iraq war started, the news interviewed me as a protester
*Have You Ever Been in love: I am in love *now*.

5 Things...
*5 Things You're Wearing: ballet flats, pink bra, green sweater, schoolgirl skirt and cookie monster underwear
*5 Things You've Done Today: made coffee, did dishes, made breakfast, emailed art people, emailed charlotte
*5 Things You Can't Live Without: love, trees, poetry, friends, coffee
*5 places You've Been: lake superior, reno, placerville, muir woods, graceland
*5 Things You'd Never Do Willingly: manipulate people, lie, steal, be sick drunk, stop writing

4 favorite things In NO Order
*1. roses
*2. lilacs
*3. fresh cut grass
*4. autumn leaves

3 People You Can Tell *Almost* Anything To
*1. charlotte
*2. judi
*3. mel

2 Choices...
*1. Black or Pink: together they are better
*2. Hot or Cute: again, together they are better

1 Thing You Want to Do Before you die:
*1. have a book published that i don't have to pay for myself

ants in the pants

i know the talk of antsy pants and hormones has been plentiful in the last few weeks. i am doing work stuff and found some things to... well not exactly take your mind OFF of it, but they are amusing. they are kinda work safe if you wear headphones... well kinda. it's not penthouse is all i'm saying... enjoy (and sorry, i can't get rid of the commercials, they're coded in or something but it DOES make the movies free to watch)

 

For Mature Audiences Only

Liz's self-pleasure is cut short when she suspects her roommate caught her in the act. This forces Liz on a comedic quest to consult her friends to see just how widespread the practice of onanistic love is, and what's acceptable in the privacy of your dorm room.

Tender Words

Business meetings have never been this much of a turn-on. For one woman anyway, who feels the need to, errr, relieve some tension after sitting through a presentation on enterprise software. This boardroom is anything but boring.

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i want the biggest iciest diet coke in the world

and i don't have it

but

I WANT IT

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underwear dance

the chapbook first draft
is
done

oh thank god

edits i can do
that part is easy

big
huge
exhalation