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Pure Nerd 69 % Nerd, 39% Geek, 17% Dork

For The Record: A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia. A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one. A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions. You scored better than half in Nerd, earning you the title of: Pure Nerd. The times, they are a-changing. It used to be that being exceptionally smart led to being unpopular, which would ultimately lead to picking up all of the traits and tendences associated with the "dork." No-longer. Being smart isn't as socially crippling as it once was, and even more so as you get older: eventually being a Pure Nerd will likely be replaced with the following label: Purely Successful. Congratulations! Also, you might want to check out some of my other tests if you're interested in any of the following: Buffy the Vampire Slayer Professional Wrestling Love & Sexuality America/Politics Thanks Again! -- THE NERD? GEEK? OR DORK? TEST

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on nerdiness You scored higher than 99% on geekosity You scored higher than 99% on dork points

Link: The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test written by donathos on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

QOM on FRIDAY

Big Deal People
Open Mic - QUEER OPEN MIC - ROWDY ASS LET'S HAVE A GOOD FUCKING TIME OPEN MIC
is tomorrow. psst. pass it on.

Queer Open Mic featuring: Elizabeth Latty

Queer Open Mic comes round again to welcome in some super autumn spookiness on Friday the 13th. While your two hosts Cindy Emch and Sherilyn Connelly master the mechanics of the open mic list to ensure that the maestrae of the performance scene get their five minutes or less of fame, featured performer Elizabeth Latty will be delivering her unique blend of kick-assery and fierce feminist wordsmithing to ensure a truly unforgettable night. (Cindy is also very excited to have another Michigan native to share the stage with! Whee!!!)

The Queer Open Mic is a twice monthly literary event which embraces diversity in all performers along the lines of gender, class and cultural background. The QOM also works to give back to the LGBT community having operated as a beneficiary for the queer feminist art space Femina Potens and currently runs as a benefit for the non-profit feminist magazine Bitch.

Elizabeth Latty is the author of numerous works of fiction, countable works of creative non-fiction and a couple of poems. Her writing can be found in The F-Word Zine, The Wayne Literary Review, Radical Detroit: A Journal of Cultural and Political Resistance, citenonsite.com, and the forthcoming anthology from Seal Press, We Don’t Need Another Wave: Dispatches From the Next Generation of Feminists. She lives and loves in San Francisco but Detroit will always be home.


When: Friday, October 13th @ 8pm

Where: The Three Dollar Bill Cafe
1800 Market Street, SF (www.threedollarbill.com)

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two word meme from beckastar

1. Explain what ended your last relationship? new love
2. When was the last time you shaved? last friday
3. What were you doing this morning at 8 a.m.? waking up
4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? printing excel
5. Are you any good at math? yea sure
6. Your prom night? gay date
7. Do you have any famous ancestors? you bet
8. Have you had to take a loan out for school? not yet
9. Do you know the words to the song on your myspace profile? no song
10. Last thing received in the mail? kewl zine
11. How many different beverages have you had today? about three
12. Do you ever leave messages on people's answering machine? of course
13. Who did you lose your CONCERT virginity to? whitney houston
14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach? sand poems
15. What's the most painful dental procedure you've had? molars removed
16. What is out your back door? no door
17. Any plans for Friday night? open mic
18. Do you like what the ocean does to your hair? of course
19. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different popcorns?no way
20. Have you ever been to a planetarium? many times
21. Do you re-use towels after you shower? of course
22. Some things you are excited about? movies music
23. What is your favorite flavor of JELLO? blue raspberry
24. Describe your keychain(s)? leather strawberry
25. Where do you keep your change? bug bowl
26. When was the last time you spoke in front of a large group of people? last saturday
27. What kind of winter coat do you own? faux victorian
28. What was the weather like on your graduation day? cool sunny
29.Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed? open, critters