allergies

My head is imploding
a fog of pollen and damp has delivered my eyes to fire and my sinuses have given up hope, surrendered to the feeling of tectonic plates grinding under mountains of sand

not happy

lickable

There is something so sexy
about coffee stains on paper

it's a tactile thing
something
can't completely explain
but it does just get me in a certain mood

mmmmm
oh yea

snarking is not nice

i must remember
that hearts are fragile things
and even small comments can slip beneath the radar tossed off carelessly and penetrate deeper than imagined

i was a snarky bitch for a lot of the weekend
to people i love
we both shed tears for it
arrows back and forth

hearts are precious
they need to be treated as such

a challenge

Hey Y'all, crayonbeam put me up to this
correct me if i am wrong

10 things I've done that I suspect my LJ friends have not.

1. gotten drunk with james st. james (party monster fame) while dancing on the castro marquee
2. driven from mid michigan to new orleans in 17 hours flat
3. talked my mother out of taking me to therapy after an attempted suicide
4. lit off very large illegal fireworks across the frozen surface of lake superior
5. jumped over a bonfire that had a packet of saturn missles thrown into it to make it more exciting (missles go boom!)
6. explored a crypt at midnight - it wasn't breaking and entering, i had the keys...*
7. was a cheerleader during my freshman year in high school
8. made leaf angels and climbed public sculptures in downtown detroit while on acid
9. drove through at least four blizzards (on closed roads)
10. have hit three deer

so many of the best stories i know you all have too...
so these will have to do.

just in case #6 is not unique a replacement:
crashed a calss reunion / reception thing at jack london square while pretending to be part of the mafia, me and the three punk rockers lasted 10 minutes

i am hilarious

today i am a childrens toy
the sit and spin
all day
i sit and spin

if it didn't make my stomach eat itself and my brain hurt, i would think it was funny
hell, it kind of is anyway

i can even hear the sit and spin jingle in my head
sigh
or is that the slip and slide
possibly just as accurate