so sad
maybe it's oversensitivity on my part
while i love the ideas of hidden fortunes sewn into my pants
i wish they weren't ones that assumed i was a straight girl

ETA: it is clear now what we must do. design a line of gay man pants, with gay man fortunes in them... and then all of the str8 metrosexuals who want to wear them will have to queer the language too... plus - at least the gay mens i know - would love to work on finding the many double meanings in pants with fortunes in them...
maybe it's oversensitivity on my part
while i love the ideas of hidden fortunes sewn into my pants
i wish they weren't ones that assumed i was a straight girl

ETA: it is clear now what we must do. design a line of gay man pants, with gay man fortunes in them... and then all of the str8 metrosexuals who want to wear them will have to queer the language too... plus - at least the gay mens i know - would love to work on finding the many double meanings in pants with fortunes in them...