wanna hear me read smut?

IU'm gonna be here and reading the smutty stuff that i usually don't read - wheee
i'll either be blushing or vampy about it
you should come and find out....


Jon Sims Center and SF in Exile Present:

CAKE & DEBAUCHERY:
an evening of uncommon erotica

Tickets: at door $8-$20 sliding scale / no one turned away for lack of funds
Showtime: Saturday, October 7, 8:00 PM

Cake: [keyk] n. A tasty dessert often found at birthday celebrations.

Debauchery: [di-baw-chuh-ree] n. Excessive indulgence in sensual
pleasures. Best when combined with cake.

Join Katrina James as she celebrates her thirty-sixth birthday by hosting
an evening of out-of-the-ordinary erotica and burlesque. In a city where
sexual preferences and gender orientations span the colors of the rainbow,
what stories have slipped sideways out of view? What is unusual? Untold?
Difficult to choreograph without illustrated instructions?

Sherilyn Connelly, Cookie, Cindy Emch, Marlo Gayle, Dorian Katz, Steven
Schwartz, and Lori Selke will tell tales of consensual kidnapping, offer
erotic twists on Hans Christian Anderson, entice you with burlesque, maul
you with BEARlesque, and even get literally Cronenbergesque. And, of
course, what birthday celebration would be complete without cake and
spankings?

The show features queer and transgendered artists whose performances will
be recorded for the SFinX online archive at www.SFinX.org.

The Jon Sims Center is an all-ages, accessible art space located at 1519
Mission St. between 11th St. and South Van Ness in San Francisco (near
Civic Center BART).

Call (415) 554-0402 in advance for reservations or wheelchair access.

SFinX is dedicated to the documentation and dissemination of SF's queer
performing arts scene through digital media.

The Jon Sims Center's mission is to support artistic expressions of the
gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender experience.

More info: http://www.jonsimsctr.org

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i feel almost like i have to post one of thoe +/- posts about how the weekend... how the day.. how the brain the heart the mood the everything is. but i resist. because instead i want to say. for the shoulders, arms and laps i have leaned on and cuddled into for the past year, you have helped me more than you know. you have saved me from many things, thoughts and demons but most notably from myself. i am crawling out from under the rock. i am making myself heard to my own ears. i have woken up instead of shutting off and i am ready to kick some motherfucking ass right about now. so here it comes around again. i am rocking the shit out. i am stomping down the street with a smile and a virtual cigarette clamped between my teeth and i am going to give you flowers and dead leaves and dirt until the cows come home. i am going to drive on roads that split the fields with wheat so high it's like driving in a shining flowing tunnel of fall sunshine. i am going to remember who i am, who i was and who i am tomorrow. it's a process. but right now i am steppin steppin steppin like pj harvey is rockin out my own personal brain and we are having a DAMN good time.

meme from sadnbeautifulworld

01. name? emchy, cindy, cin, lou

02. d.o.b.? 9.11.74
03. place of birth? Ann Arbor Michigan
04. places of residence? boxcars of my dreams. adventure places. dots on maps called phoenix, lansing, howell, baraga, west oakland, san francisco
04. religion? trees
05. occupation? poet

APPEARANCE
01. hair? cranky lulu bob, in some shade of dark
02. eyes? brown with god flecks that can tease with green if you catch me in the right mood
03. height? 5'8
04. weight?charming
05. figure? that depends on which version of me you see

STYLE
01.clothing? i tend to wear things that remind me of my adventures. sweaters that feel like poems. shoes that can tell stories. pants that give attitude.

02.music? you really wanna know? check out the many stations at pandora.com that emchypoet has. mainly - vintage jazz vocals, avante garde jazz from coltrane to mingus to zorn and back to coleman, punk rock that moves my brain and heart, folk music that feels like art by osmosis like cohen and old dylan and the moore brothers, agrro music that makes my muscles twitch for fights like rage against the machine and newer faith no more and fantomas, i want music to enjoy and be challenged by. right this moment - i am listening to tom waits. earlier i was listening to britney spears. last night i was listening to the knitters. it's all about quality and enjoyment and what speaks to me. i shun no genre.

03.bodyart? six tattoos.four piercings now. i used to have an ear cartilage piercing and both nipples pierced but... those were all harder to maintain.

RIGHT NOW
01. wearing? army green tank top. yoga leggings. orange knitted headband. no shoes. now jewlry except a necklace full of secrets and lucky horsseshoe earrings
02. listening to? tom waits bootleg circa 1976
03. thinking of? How much poetry i am feeling in my feeling on my skin
04. feeling? energized

LAST THING YOU...
01. bought? two cocktails, a manhattan for me and a rusty nail for justin42
02. did? cooked a lazy pastie and homemade chili
03. ate & drank? drank - red wine. ate - cheesey meaty appetizers
04. read? chapbook / zine from sadnbeautifulworld
05. watched on tv? pulp fiction dvd on sat night

EITHER / OR
01. club or houseparty? Houseparty.
02. tea or coffee? Icoffee
03. high achiever or easy-going? friendly achiever
04. beer or cider? Cider.
05. drinks or shots? I like both. Usually drinks.
06. cats or dogs? both
07. single or taken? taken fro romance, loving the friends
08. pen or pencil? fountain pens
09. gloves or mittens? Gloves. Fingerless gloves. Mittens are awkward.
10. food or candy? Food.
11. cassette or cd? Either/or.
12. snuff or cigarettes? Cigarettes.
13. coke or pepsi? diet coke - though i prefer black lemonade
14. hard or mild alcohol? The harder the better.
15. matches or a lighter? Lighter.
16. sunset beach or the bold and the beautiful? Neither, thank you.
17. rickie lake or oprah winfrey? Neither, thank you! But maybe I'd pick Ricki Lake just cos she was in some John Waters flicks.

WHO DO YOU WANT TO...
01. kill? haters
02. fuck? Wouldn't you like to know?
03. slap? Too many people to even name.
04. hear from? patrick. kevin. judi. alyscia.
05. get really wasted with? patrick - which is planned for tomorrow night
06. tickle? i really shouldn't say
07. look like? myself.
08. be like? myself.
09. avoid? haters

FAVORITE
01. food? creole stuffed catfish
02. drink? Red wine / makers manhattan
03. color? more like color combinations. army green and dark orange. light blue and chocolate brown. yellow orange and red together.
04. album? Greatest Hits of Mildred Bailey
05. shoes? my dying seychelles ballet flats
06. site? actually, livejournal
07. dance? charleston.
08. song? Currently? waltzing mathilde by tom waits
09. vegetable? cucumbers - they are even better in water
10. fruit? sharp tart apples
11. berry? raspberries
12. salad dressing? Blue cheese.
13. store? anthropologie
14. place to visit? new orleans vs new york