Queer Open Mic is Friday

[emchy]

June 8th Queer Open Mic; sign up 7:30, 8pm show
Hosted by the wacky Cindy Emch and the beautiful Sherilyn Connelly

Featuring: Frances Varian and Heathen Machinery in a femme extravaganza of poetry, stories, and magic where bees dance with angels and hearts are full of the kind of love that could cut you.

Three Dollar Bill Cafe: 1800 Market St. @ Octavia, 1st Floor.

$1-5 Donation Strongly Encouraged.


******DISCLAIMER: No lap dances will actually be provided. Please bring crisp dollar bills regardless. Thx.

Comments

[black-pearl-10.livejournal.com]

******DISCLAIMER: No lap dances will actually be provided. Please bring crisp dollar bills regardless. Thx.

Goddammit!

[cindymonkey.livejournal.com]

*****AMENDMENT TO DISCLAIMER
******DISCLAIMER: No lap dances will actually be provided - ...by the features.

[borggrrl.livejournal.com]

Does that mean that black_pearl_10 is going to be giving out lap dances?

[goodbadgirl.livejournal.com]

Ohh!!! I vote for that!!!! :)

[black-pearl-10.livejournal.com]

Not for free.

[borggrrl.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you'd find plenty of people who'd be willing to pay you for a lap dance.

[black-pearl-10.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't pay me for a lap dance?
(bats eyelashes)

[gene-home.livejournal.com]

I would, except Butch has already accuused me of a conspicious increase in faggitude. But I'll cheer you on!!

that is if I can get rolling by then...
(found a door and fender today, so it isn't out of the realm...)

[borggrrl.livejournal.com]

Of course I would! I'd also pay you to give the monkey a lap dance.

[black-pearl-10.livejournal.com]

I don't know if the Monkey would accept a lap dance from me.

Okay, you've convinced me. I will read my story and give a lap dance at the same time to anyone who pays me. I will give all the money I collect to QOM.

[borggrrl.livejournal.com]

YAY!

[cindymonkey.livejournal.com]

the host of the event cannot engage - only facilitate said lap dances. however - i feel very enthusiastic about facilitating and encouraging this lap dance phenomenon. :)

[imnotandrei.livejournal.com]

Now I've got "Calling Sister Midnight" stuck in my head.

Thank you. ;)

[borggrrl.livejournal.com]

Hee. Anytime. :)

[black-pearl-10.livejournal.com]

WOO-HOO!

[gene-home.livejournal.com]

goddam shame's what I say!!

what about the emcee's emch?

[cindymonkey.livejournal.com]

heh - per my comment about
the hosts of the event cannot engage in, but only facilitate said lap dances. ;)

[tyrsalvia.livejournal.com]

Hi! I don't know you (which is probably obvious). I came to the show tonight, and had an awesome time. As my friend said, "I was surprised at how consistently good everyone was."

I'd like to go again. You do this every two weeks, yes?

[cindymonkey.livejournal.com]

yayz! glad you liked it. it's always the 2nd & 4th fridays of the month. the next one will rock quite hard as well. thanks for comin and see you again! ps i friended you. hope you don't mind.

[tyrsalvia.livejournal.com]

I don't mind at all, but you didn't actually friend me. I'm assuming you meant to? I've friended you. :}

[tyrsalvia.livejournal.com]

I'd have friended you first, but I can kinda get shy around hot girls. Anyways. :}