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emchy ([personal profile] emchy) wrote2005-12-05 09:08 am
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because i actually fell asleep on the muni bus this morning and am not quite awake yet, lazy entry courtesy of borggrrl

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In January I helped [livejournal.com profile] katasutra hide a body (-173 points). In September I gave [livejournal.com profile] sherilyn a kidney (1000 points). In August [livejournal.com profile] sf_lgbt_center and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In October I put gum in [livejournal.com profile] motel666's hair (-12 points). In November I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] belowsurface (10 points).

Overall, I've been nice (836 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!

Sincerely,
cindymonkey

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[identity profile] katasutra.livejournal.com 2005-12-05 09:15 am (UTC)(link)
Monkey! Nobody's supposed to know about that!! Not even Santa!

*sigh*

-k!, heading out with her shovel...

[identity profile] cindymonkey.livejournal.com 2005-12-05 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
they think it's just a fake letter
they still don't think it's real

[identity profile] borggrrl.livejournal.com 2005-12-05 09:23 am (UTC)(link)
Admit it, the kidney you gave sherilyn was actually from the body you helped katasutra hide.

[identity profile] cindymonkey.livejournal.com 2005-12-05 09:26 am (UTC)(link)
well of COURSE
i can't give up my OWN KIDNEY!
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